Saturday, January 07, 2012

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

This movie doesn't so much suck as blow. Perhaps I should have seen it in the theater; on a standard 4:3 television, the image is the size of a business envelope. I suspect that on the big screen, the look of the film partially makes up for the boring, Harry-centric story, the lackluster performances, and the dragon-bashing.

Kids will love it, of course, but then kids love when you fall down or someone farts. Avoid at all costs.


karma said...

You forgot to mention that it's nearly 17 hours in running time.

Twisted Sister said...

Bwahahahaha!!! You are hilarious. Btw, I have never seen any of the Harry Potter movies. I don't think I'm missing much?

Twisted Sister said...

17 hours? F***!!! lol