Saturday, January 07, 2012

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)



This movie doesn't so much suck as blow. Perhaps I should have seen it in the theater; on a standard 4:3 television, the image is the size of a business envelope. I suspect that on the big screen, the look of the film partially makes up for the boring, Harry-centric story, the lackluster performances, and the dragon-bashing.

Kids will love it, of course, but then kids love when you fall down or someone farts. Avoid at all costs.

3 comments:

karma said...

You forgot to mention that it's nearly 17 hours in running time.

Twisted Sister said...

Bwahahahaha!!! You are hilarious. Btw, I have never seen any of the Harry Potter movies. I don't think I'm missing much?

Twisted Sister said...

17 hours? F***!!! lol